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[09 Nov 2008|07:19pm] |
Someone entertain me.
Name one characteristic that makes you more boring interesting than anyone else.
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[27 Oct 2008|08:56pm] |
Is the government putting something in the water? Like fertility potions?
Speaking of children, I now have the dubious pleasure of living with me. Me. With a child. Imagine that.
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[01 Oct 2008|08:15pm] |
Shane Hooper.
My pair is Shane Hooper.
This is bloody fucking hysterical. You'll have no choice but to talk to me now. Or I can just start writing columns about your life, Miss Hooper.
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[03 Mar 2008|04:15pm] |
[Private]
It's remarkable how good sex apparently leads to increased productivity...[End Private]
I am sure the wizarding world has missed my lovely presence, and I'm here to inform you that I haven't died. Do not worry. Your quidditch articles shall still be written, even if the better halves of the sport have been temporarily kicked out.
Interviews with female quidditch players sounds like an intriguing idea that the Prophet likes. So, ladies, I know you have loads of free time now, so why not schedule in a few minutes with me?
You know you'll love it.
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[01 Feb 2008|07:42pm] |
[Private to Friends who know about his Writing (you know who you are)]
Unsurprisingly, my absence has been due to a particularly frustrating storyline that just wouldn't work itself out.
And now, I'm back to the problem of not having a bloody illustrator. Anyone got any fucking suggestions? [End Private]
Oi. Quidditch players. The Prophet's telling me I need interviews. So, you, me, find a time and a place.
I promise, I'll play nice enough.
Carlin, want to give me another exclusive?
[Private to Amelia]
Uh.
You're an artist, right? A friend of mine needs an illustrator, but doesn't like meeting people face to face. Can I give him your name?
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[13 Jan 2008|09:59pm] |
[Private]
Oh Merlin, why her?
I could've worked with anybody but her. [End Private]
[Private to Tanner]
Mate... We need to talk.
[Private to Friends but not Tanner or Juliette (you know who you are)]
I got paired with Juliette Higgs...
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[11 Jan 2008|11:16pm] |
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How much do you think I could get for selling the exclusive rights to photograph my wedding to Carlin Wood?
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